G.O.N.A.D. *Gentlemen Only Nominated Activities Department
GONAD is an extremely clandestine organization of gracefully ageing yet incredibly youthfully minded men of all persuasions be it Left, Right or Centre, although we mostly favour the Centrist Left Position. Even so, we take pride in being always accommodating.
Contrary to the mischievous rumors afoot, we are not at all intimidated by our wives or any other women and definitely neither selfish, lazy or insight less. It is also not our fault that we continue to be rather attractive physically & mentally.
GONAD members are usually only addressed by a codename which has some covert though meaningful connection to that member or more commonly a derogatory but endearing nickname, that has stuck since school.
If you are not a member & would like to join, please click the ‘JOIN GONAD’ button & enter your details. If undecided click the ‘HMMMM’ button. If you are not sure if you’re eligible, do a quick check of your anatomy & click the button if you test man positive.
If you are at work please be discreet, for instance pretend you’re looking in your pocket for a mint. If after checking you are still unsure, you likely have a condition that precludes your joining GONAD, but there may well be other fun things you could get into.